When in doubt, the MBTA bus routes never fail to amuse, especially when the driver is yelling out the window.
From my uber-coach elevated viewing seat in the back of the bus - not so I can relive segregation but because the seats are higher and I can see everything - I spotted this couple who boarded the bus talking about getting off at Lechmere. That's when I knew they were totally lost. The girlfriend didn't believe me, but her boo did, and he jogged up to the front of the bus to ask the driver. Next thing I know, I hear the busdriver's booming Roxbury accent taken up five decibals too high shouting after them: "NOOO, RIIIIGHT OVER THEEERE!! WHERE THAT LAAADY'S STAAANDIN! RIIIGHT THEEERE!!" I almost hit my head on the window laughing. WHYYYYY are you so loud? And why is this ok? I just hope they found the bus stop he was trying to point out...
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