No, literally, this man has NO shoes on....
To be fair, he might have a legitimate explanation - his shoes got stolen, his feet are swollen and don't fit into shoes, his feet overheated, he's a tarpal nudist.... - but I didn't ask. It's warmer today than it has been in weeks, so maybe he's been looking forward to this spring day, brought to us by global warming, for months now. I just don't know....
On my other side, did crazy just get unleashed? I'm not sure if this woman is having a conversation with an invisible friend in Spanish or if I just can't see her phone. The convo started so abruptly... I didn't see a phone ring or any dialing action going on.... ok. All right, there's a phone.
Ok, that's all I can handle for ten minutes on the red line. I'm outtie!!