Why do birds suddenly appear?

Ok, this is NOT the Karen Carpenter song, it's my life! LOL, seriously, why do birds keep almost flying into my face when all I'm trying to do is walk?? My summer brown tan is pretty deep, but am I also starting to resemble bark on a tree? Do I need more moisturizer:( Pigeon after pigeon, little brown bird after little brown bird, swoooops down past my face or inches above my forehead leaving me ducking and weaving to avoid having little feathers go splat across my face. I'm scared for my life. Seriously, I might be one seagull away from getting shat on.