I'm in Love with a Stripper

I guess my pants were too tight. Some slovenly man at Sullivan station sitting very randomly by the elevator after I scanned my Charlie card just asked me if he could sit on his stool and watch me do my Beyonce thang... (extra confused face) I'mmmm not really sure if that was a compliment, or if he was calling me an off-duty stripper? She is attractive, famous, and fabulous, but her onstage "look" consists of uni- or leotards with shimmering pantyhose - a look that just might lend itself to sexual harassment if she could hear the screams of her fans in the audience, or just this particular fat man scoop. Even still, at least she's PERFORMING when she's dressed like that. I'm just tryna go downtown! Soooo, I guess I'm wearing mumu's from now on :(