Weirded Out

People are disproportionately weirder on buses than they are on trains! Why is that? The other day, I sat across from Mr. Weird himself. He was feeling up his Adam's apple and sticking his tongue out. He was also wearing the toe sneakers... (further confirmation of insanity). Sir, why are you still rolling the water around in your mouth that you drank 3 minutes ago...? This is getting even weirder than I exected.. WHEN am I getting off this bus?? OMG, he got off first. Thank goodness.