Prison Bus

Girl (excited): oh my gawd, I can't believe it!
Guy (super chill): what, you happy to see me?
Girl (super impressed): oh my gawwwd. Yea! I heard you was locked up!

*Note to self: Mmm, wtf?? I need to get off this bus, STAT!!

Treat Yo Self

I think someone's dad is having a cream-colored outfit kind of treat yo self day: corduroy pants, tall socks, and suede shoes. Someone is making a bold Statement in beige!

Not hitting the spot

Friend here is either fighting hemorrhoids or a serious need to touch himself....EITHER. WAY. There's so much going on - between the kicks, knee twists, and hanging his hand behind his behind, he's practically river dancing. Someone get the Preparation H.

Private Eyes

Gentleman! The tinting action in your stunner shades is not THAT dark. I can see you staring. Nice shoes and overnight bag, though. Maybe I don't mind the staring so much...? #sugardaddy?

Porchfest in the Terminal

How did this man get a rocking chair into the terminal.....??? I just want to know, because he's looking way more prepared for this flight to Georgia than I am.

Snack Time!

The bus driver has a Tupperware container of canteloupe up front...cllllassic! I've never seen a bus driver in full on snack mode before, and now that I have i don't know why it's only the first time?! I would totally do that if work interfered with my meal time. Yessss I would!

Triple threat

Wheeeere do I start? There is a TRIPLY overweight man wearing a skull cap, dark shades, several thick gold chains, aaaand sweat pants on the train this evening. I wanna call him Mr. T, but that would be insulting to Mr. T.

To top it off, the man across from me either has severe narcolepsy or is high on sooomething. Somehow, he's managing to spit rhymes every time he wakes up for 5 seconds before drifting into another coma-like stupor.
What? Is? Going? On?