Saturday, March 30, 2013

Private Eyes

Gentleman! The tinting action in your stunner shades is not THAT dark. I can see you staring. Nice shoes and overnight bag, though. Maybe I don't mind the staring so much...? #sugardaddy?

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Porchfest in the Terminal

How did this man get a rocking chair into the terminal.....??? I just want to know, because he's looking way more prepared for this flight to Georgia than I am.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Snack Time!

The bus driver has a Tupperware container of canteloupe up front...cllllassic! I've never seen a bus driver in full on snack mode before, and now that I have i don't know why it's only the first time?! I would totally do that if work interfered with my meal time. Yessss I would!

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Triple threat

Wheeeere do I start? There is a TRIPLY overweight man wearing a skull cap, dark shades, several thick gold chains, aaaand sweat pants on the train this evening. I wanna call him Mr. T, but that would be insulting to Mr. T.

To top it off, the man across from me either has severe narcolepsy or is high on sooomething. Somehow, he's managing to spit rhymes every time he wakes up for 5 seconds before drifting into another coma-like stupor.
What? Is? Going? On?