Wednesday, October 14, 2015

"One more time, please"

That moment on the train when you and half the people in a crowded car on the Orange line start laughing together because you've each just realized you're not the only one who thought the conductor's loud, nasally voice and uber repetitive announcements were ridiculously annoying.

Late night on the Orange line is tough. At night, tired but still observant, I suddenly realize how dirty this train is. Eww. And to top it off, the train's not even taking me all the way home, because they're running shuttles... great. I'll be home 20 minutes later. Ok, not that it makes a huge difference, but if it were colder, it surely would.

Anyway, the conductor repeated the announcement about how the last stop would be at X station and how the Orange line was running shuttles from there to the end of the line. She repeated it at least once every stop. I was on for 8 stops. Eghh. Talk about painful, especially since radio blast lasted for 60 seconds of a nasally, dragging, tired-sounding woman's voice. It almost would've been better if it'd actually been Fran Drescher. At some point, I saw the woman across from me shaking her head at yet another anuncio, then the guy across from her started saying "come on, shut up!" The next thing I knew, the woman next to me and a man across from me were laughing uncontrollably, and egging on the conductor, as if to say you can't possibly make this announcement AGAIN! But indeed, we did get ONE more super loud reminder of our imminent shuttle bus fate even add the train pulled in. I was tearing up, and laughing out loud by the time I got off. Ridiculous! Clearly not even a shuttle bus can't steal my joy. Ha!

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Take me to the Barber

Is it just me or are men sporting totally new haircuts these days? This summer I made some legit observations...

For the thick hair crew, hi-lows and mohawks seem to have made a comeback; for those with finer hair I've noticed the Samurai topknot: sides and back shaved with just enough left up top to make a tiny ponytail at the crown of the head. The real Samurai cut was shaved on top with hair left on the sides and the back. But alas, evolution...? I thought this shaved style was just trending among women for the past few years, so I totally missed when it crossed over to the men.

I support pretty much any look that shows a man has intentionally styled his hair, sooo, keep it up guys! Hi-lows, fades, mohawks, topknots and whatever else shows you care.

Toe Season

It's official, the weather hit the high 70s yesterday and now the season for open toed shoes (and jacked up nail polish) has started. You don't have to keep your toe nails lacquered at all, but you do have to make up your mind. Do it or don't do it at all. No straddling the fence. If it's halfway gone, just take it off, please. Really. Half polished toes are not for public consumption.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Nip-City

Hmmmm.... violation. I just saw a grown man in a bright yellow Bahama button down shirt throw back a whole nip of something while standing at the bus stop. And then he left the bus stop, after littering, and continued on his way. Really? Somone please get this man an AA buddy.

Friday, February 13, 2015

Beverly Scott Fan Club

Beverly, don't go! It's not your fault. The MBTA has issues. And God has jokes for anyone who thinks they can control the snow. I think we're up to 70 inches for the season at this point, maybe more. Sigh. This picture is one of the other problems. Overcrowding!! I need more space to breathe, sir. Not just the air in front of your pants. Gross.