My Angry Black Woman Moment

OMG... I just yelled at a crazy man on the T... I felt myself getting angrier every time he tried to bother another passenger. He started off calling a Latino man "papi", then moved towards a Black woman saying "you know what your problem is...?" The man next to me was about to be the third one, and I'd had about enough of the bullying. At first I'd thought, he's drunk, there's no reasoning with him, but then he got way too close. I started to raise my voice, asking about the red emergency button. When the train stopped at the next station, I shouted down the platform to the MBTA officer, "can you get this guy off the train???" Of course, by then señor loco had already deboarded, but at least the efforts of a few concerned T riders were not in vain.

Prison Bus

Girl (excited): oh my gawd, I can't believe it!
Guy (super chill): what, you happy to see me?
Girl (super impressed): oh my gawwwd. Yea! I heard you was locked up!

*Note to self: Mmm, wtf?? I need to get off this bus, STAT!!

Treat Yo Self

I think someone's dad is having a cream-colored outfit kind of treat yo self day: corduroy pants, tall socks, and suede shoes. Someone is making a bold Statement in beige!

Not hitting the spot

Friend here is either fighting hemorrhoids or a serious need to touch himself....EITHER. WAY. There's so much going on - between the kicks, knee twists, and hanging his hand behind his behind, he's practically river dancing. Someone get the Preparation H.